February 14, 2026
After these diaries reported on Thame’s hard-fought home 1-1 draw against Barton Rovers, they had played just once since, a 5-1 victory at mid-table London Lions, which extended their unbeaten run to 9 matches. Two home mid-week fixtures had been postponed due to waterlogged pitches.
Today’s opponents, Flackwell Heath, had not played since a disappointing 2-2 home draw against second from bottom Rayners Lane on January 24th, and had played only three times in 2026.
Amazingly, Mrs Fatbear declined the opportunity to spend Valentine’s afternoon watching some non-league football.
Flackwell Heath FC
Flackwell Heath is a village on the outskirts of High Wycombe with an estimated population of around 6,000.
Its football team were founded in 1907 and play at the 2,000 capacity Wilks Parks, which has 150 seats. Flackwell Heath normally play in all red, and their nickname is The Heathens.
In 2023/24, Flackwell Heath were champions of the step 5 Combined Counties Premier Division North to earn promotion to the Southern League Division One Central. Heath finished 3rd in their first season back at step 4, but after beating Barton Rovers 2-0 in front of a crowd of 718, they were hammered in the promotion play-off final 0-5 at Berkhamsted.
These diaries witnessed the match at Thame in April, which Flackwell won 2-1 to clinch their place in the promotion play-offs, as 10 man Thame missed an injury time penalty.
Flackwell Heath This Season
Flackwell Heath arrived at the ASM Stadium in 14th place in the table with a 10-7-9 record, and were a 6-3-4 away from home. Like Thame, Flackwell had played only 26 games but had 9 points fewer, and had three games in hand on the three sides immediately above them.
Heath were on an unbeaten run of 4 games, with a 3-0 home win over Aylesbury United, a 4-2 victory at Stotfold, a 4-0 win at Marlow, before drawing 2-2 at home to Rayners Lane.
Flackwell started the season well, with 3 wins and 3 draws in their first 6 matches before a 2-3 reverse at Biggleswade, which started a run of 6 losses in 7 games. The rot was stopped with two wins and two draws but they then lost three of the next 5 games before the current unbeaten run.
Flackwell had played 8 matches against the current top 8 in the table, and lost all of them, five of them at home ! This included a 1-2 defeat at home to Thame, when Dan West and Curtis Brown had given Thame a 2-0 first half lead. Charlie Bacon, on loan from Oxford City, scored a late consolation for The Heathens.
Flackwell enjoyed an excellent run in the FA Cup, eliminating step 5 Tuffley Rovers and Soul Tower Hamlets, step 3 Lewes, step 3 Bracknell Town in an away replay, before exiting the competition 0-1 in the 4th Qualifying Round at step 4 Maldon and Tiptree. Flackwell exited the FA Trophy after one match, losing 0-1 at step 4 AFC Porchester.
Flackwell Heath’s average home league attendance to-date this season was 184, the 6th best in the division, with the highest being 310 for the visit of Aylesbury United during Christmas although the Cup-tie against Bracknell attracted a crowd of 556. Last season’s average was 274. The average for Thame United was 114.
Flackwell Heath Squad
Attacking midfielder Jack Shakespeare was The Heathens top scorer this season with 10 goals, which could give Fatbear plenty of scope for literary puns ! Striker Juwon Akintunde was next on 7 goals.
Four of Flackwell Heath’s squad had played for Thame, centre-backs Callum Mapley and Harry Mepham, and strikers Harlem Hale and Akintunde.
Keeper Henry Upstall had played for Slough Town and Risborough Rangers, midfielder Ben Stallard was ex-Aylesbury United, defender Lewis Pegg was previously with Beaconsfield Town and winger Bruce Ovbiye-Ndang was in the AFC Dunstable side that played at Thame earlier in the season. Defender Lewis Patrick had played for Risborough Rangers and forward Elias Grant played for Beaconsfield at the ASM last season.
Of the side that played at Thame last season, ex-Risborough Rangers and Thame striker Wiktor Makowski, who scored 39 goals in all competitions, is now playing for step 2 Slough Town. Keeper Carl Dennison had also joined Slough whilst ex-Risborough Rangers forward Michael Harding was now playing for step 3 Berkhamsted Town. Louis Walsh had joined Thame United !
Matchday Information
According to AA route planner, the journey from Flackwell Heath to Thame’s ASM Stadium is 24 miles and should normally take half an hour. A healthy number of Heathens fans had made the journey.
After the recent rains, today was a sunny and dry, and the temperature at the 15.00 kick-off was 6 degrees.
Entrance to the game was £10 for adults and £5 for concessions, £3 for Under 16s, whilst under 5s went in for free. A cup of tea was £1.50.
An online programme had been produced for the match and free team-sheets were available at the turnstile.
Flackwell made three changes to the side that started against Rayners Lane with Mapley, Grant and Matt Roberts selected with Akintunde dropping to the bench and Mepham and Pegg missing out. Thame were unchanged from the side that was victorious at London Lions.
Flackwell Heath were playing in a change kit of all yellow, whilst Thame were in their usual red and black stripes.
Matchday Report
Thame kicked off towards the ring road end but very quickly Grant optimistically shot from 35 yards, but the effort trickled through to Thame keeper Matt Crowther.
Flackwell’s bright start continued as Shakespeare released Grant, but this time his 20-yard attempt went high over the bar. Mapley then make a poor clearance which went to Brown but the Thame winger’s long-range shot was blocked and went out for a throw-in close to the corner flag.
Shortly after, Thame right-back Ethan Lack play a through ball down the right-hand channel from which West forced a corner. The delivery from Harry Alexander was headed high into the air but with Flackwell struggling to clear their lines, the referee stopped play as a Flackwell player was lying prone on the floor injured, and play restarted with a drop ball for Heath.
Grant then got past Thame centre-back Finlay Murray only to be brought down 30 yards from the Thame goal on the right-hand side of the pitch. The free-kick was floated into the penalty area but Shakespeare’s header sailed a few feet over the bar.
Thame enjoyed a spell of pressure which was fruitless, and could be described as Much Ado About Nothing. A period of messy play on the edge of the Flackwell area ended with Lack firing a 25-yard effort a couple of yards wide with Walsh unable to get a foot to it.
With a solitary Red Kite patrolling the skies, Thame continued to press and McGuinness need to get an important touch to a through ball from Brown which would have put Alexander clear.
The first proper shot on target came in the 14th minute. Shakespeare’s pass gave Jamie Ayres the opportunity to run into the Thame penalty area, but his shot from a narrow angle was pushed around the near post by Crowther for Flackwell Heath’s first corner. Crowther flapped unconvincingly at the delivery from Matty Ayres, but Thame were eventually able to clear.
A minute later Lack brought down Grant just outside the Thame penalty area. Matty Ayres took the free-kick, which was missed by everyone, and the ball bounced into the far corner of the goal. Flackwell led 1-0 with 16 minutes played.
Thame’s Jack Tutton then made a late tackle on Jamie Ayres close to the half-way line but the header by McGuiness from the free-kick was an easy save for Crowther.
Out of the blue, Flackwell doubled their lead. Keeper Crowther slipped when attempting a clearing kick, only for the ball to go to Jamie Ayres, who coolly chipped the ball into the unguarded net. It was now 0-2 after 19 minutes.
Thame were in danger of falling apart, and could have fallen further behind when Shakespeare put Grant clear inside the Thame area, but the shot from a tight angle deflected off the foot of Crowther and just wide of the far post for a corner. Crowther again looked uncomfortably from the ball into the 6-yard area. Roberts retrieved the loose ball to cross back into the danger zone but McGuinness headed over the bar from close range.
Grant then had a cross-cum-shot tipped over the bar by Crowther, and the Thame keeper again flapped weakly at Matty Ayres’ set-piece, and Jamie Ayres reacted the quickest to turn the loose ball into the empty net from around 6 yards. Incredibly, after a Comedy of Errors, it was now 0-3 with 29 minutes on the clock.
Two minutes later, another Flackwell attacked needed a foul by Lack near the corner flag to stop the move, and this time Crowther made a confident catch under his crossbar from the free-kick.
Thame looked out for the count but unexpectedly a cross from Alexander was met by West, and the header flew past the keeper to pull a goal back, so it was now 1-3 after 31 minutes.
It was now Flackwell’s turn to look stunned as Alexander’s defence splitting pass enabled Lack to run to the byline, and his cross was acrobatically volleyed home by Walsh from 6 yards. With 2 goals in three minutes, Thame were back in the match at 2-3 with 33 minutes played.
Play became niggly with the referee awarding a couple of soft fouls to Flackwell but ignored a late tackle on Murray, all of which served to fire up the home support. When Stallard was penalised for a foul, some ironic cheers could be heard from the Thame supporters. Mapley then needed to make a last-ditch challenge after the free-kick was headed on, but the flag was raised for off-side.
Thame left-back Callum Hall then caught the eye with two surging runs from inside his own half. The first led to a corner, from which Heath keeper Upstell’s punch was weak but Mark Riddick, sliding in beyond the far post put the ball just wide. The second time, Hall released Brown to run along the by-line but his shot was saved at his near post by Upstell at the expense of a corner.
The visitors were able to defend the Thame set-piece but when Thame played the ball forward again, West’s flick put Walsh clear, and his thunderbolt smashed against the inside of the post and nestled into the opposite corner of the net for his second goal of the game against his former club. Remarkably, with three goals in 10 minutes Thame were back on level terms, making it 3-3 after 41 minutes.
Flackwell Heath were now the team who had appeared to have fallen apart, and Lack put Alexander clear down the right-hand channel, but with Walsh unmarked awaiting a tap-in, the ball in from Alexander went straight to the Flackwell keeper.
Crowther’s low clearance was then dummied on half-way, allowing the ball to roll clear for Alexander to latch onto. The covering Flackwell defence forced the Thame winger to turn inside and seek out Brown at the back post, but the resulting shot was blocked by Avery for a corner.
Tutton’s ball to the 6-yard line saw Murray rise the highest and ahead of keeper Upstell, and the net bulged from his powerful header. Amazingly, after falling 0-3 behind, Thame now led 4-3 in the 45th minute.
The referee blew for half-time shortly after to bring an end to a fantastic half, with 7 goals scored in a spell of less than 30 minutes. It remained to be seen if the second period would be anything near as dramatic !
Bouyed by their comeback, Thame started the second half on the front foot although Alexander’s 20-yard effort was an easy save for Upstell. Lack then ran 60 yards down the right-hand by-line before laying the ball off to Alexander, who got to the by-line, but his pull-back to Tutton saw a shot from 6 yards blocked. Tutton then charged at a retreating Flackwell back-line only to be brought down just outside the Flackwell 18-yard line. Walsh put the free-kick 10 yards over the bar.
The first, and only, yellow card of the game was shown in the 50th minute when Murray fouled Matty Ayres 30 yards from the Thame goal. Grant blasted the free-kick into the defensive wall, and the ball rolled through for Crowther to pick-up.
With 52 minutes on the clock Jamie Ayres played a nice pass for Shakespeare to run on to, but Murray produced a good sliding block-tackle.
However, Thame were looking the side most likely to score the next goal and after Lack and Alexander exchanged passes, Lack burst into the Flackwell area, but his shot from a tight angle was blocked by keeper Upstell and flew high into the air. Tutton attempted to head home but was penalised for a foul on a Flackwell defender in his efforts to get to the ball.
Jamie Ayres then produced another good pass to play Avery into a good possession, but the Heathens full-back’s shot was straight at Crowther, who made a regulation save. Thame moved down the other end, and after Walsh cut inside on the left, his cross was headed by West at the Flackwell keeper.
Flackwell then enjoyed a brief spell of pressure. Matty Ayres’ corner was headed clear by Thame centre-back Luke Tingey, then after Stallard hit the deck the referee waved play, on only for Grant to be brought down just outside the Thame 18-yard line. Patrick’s left-footed free-kick went harmlessly over the bar.
Thame were soon back on the front foot and Tutton’s probing long ball for Walsh needed Upstell to come out of his area to put out for a throw-in. Walsh then showed great skill to get past McGuinness but his shot was blocked.
With 68 minutes played, Brown flashed a ball across the goalmouth but it was neither a shot nor cross and the ball went off for a goal-kick. Back down the other end, Shakespeare played a pass for Jamie Ayres to shoot, but the effort was blocked for a corner. Murray headed the corner away, and Thame cleared.
With 20 minutes remaining, Shakespeare tried his luck from 20 yards but Crowther made a routine low save.
Walsh then produced another super turn to get past McGuinness and put Lack in space on the right, but the Thame right-back was bundled over near the corner flag for a free-kick.
Brown produced a good run to get past Mapley and into the Flackwell area, but with both Walsh and Alexander running to the near post, Brown’s pass went towards the back post where no-one was waiting for the tap-in. Walsh then teed up Brown, but his 20-yard effort went a few feet over the bar.
Flackwell substitute Bacon went on a good run but slipped when approaching the Thame area, and the home side were able to clear.
With 10 minutes remaining, Walsh passed to West to run into the Flackwell area, but his left-footed shot was deflected wide for a corner. Upstell’s punch at the corner was weak, and Tutton gathered the loose ball and ran along the byline, but his shot was blocked by the legs of the Flackwell keeper. When Thame reworked possession, Brown shot over from 25 yards.
With normal time just about up, Tingey made a good header to clear the danger after Bacon had done well to get to the Thame by-line, and a minute later the Thame centre-back made another important header to clear a free-kick.
With 5 added minutes to be played, Thame should have put the game to bed. First, Alexander ran onto a long ball but with just Upstell to beat, he finished poorly, putting the ball first time well wide when he had time to control and pick his spot, or pass to the unmarked Walsh. Brown then ran clear onto a long ball out of the Thame defence but with just the keeper to beat, shot against the legs of the keeper.
Flackwell won a free-kick in the third added minute, and keeper Upstall came up for the kick but Thame were able to clear. Brown ran into the Flackwell half, but with his team-mates urging him to head for the corner, he instead opted to blaze his shot out of the ground !
However, it didn’t matter as Thame successfully saw out the closing moments to take three important points which looked very unlikely after 29 minutes.
Thame might consider this to be a case of All’s Well That Ends Well, but Flackwell would view this as a tragedy.
Thame remained in 6th place but were now level on points with Hertford but with a game in hand. Flackwell Heath dropped a place to 15th.
Thame United : Crowther – Lack, Tingey, Murray, Hall – Tutton, West, Riddick, Brown – Alexander, Walsh ( Stow )
Flackwell Heath : Upstell – Avery, Mapley, McGuiness, Patrick – J.Ayres ( Nsang ), Stallard ( Bacon ), M.Ayres ( Akintunde ), Roberts ( Light ) – Grant ( Wynn ), Shakespeare





















